1. Walking into the kitchen of an old, rented home with fruit growing in the backyard and seeing my dad come inside after almost chopping off his toe in the lawnmower. Not attending the trip to the hospital. 2. Hearing that a sociopathic high school friend had spread a rumor that I had an imaginary friend. After twenty-four hours of crying and silent, high school humiliation I decided to start writing, thus taking advantage of such a status. 3. Eating runts on my back porch while yelling across the alleyway to my best guy friend who hung up a sign on his attic bedroom before a thunderstorm that said, "VEGETARIANS RULE!!!"
3 comments:
cyber congratulations. you did it! cyber high five. cyber bong rip.
god this photo. HAHAhahaha.
three life experiences:
1. Walking into the kitchen of an old, rented home with fruit growing in the backyard and seeing my dad come inside after almost chopping off his toe in the lawnmower. Not attending the trip to the hospital.
2. Hearing that a sociopathic high school friend had spread a rumor that I had an imaginary friend. After twenty-four hours of crying and silent, high school humiliation I decided to start writing, thus taking advantage of such a status.
3. Eating runts on my back porch while yelling across the alleyway to my best guy friend who hung up a sign on his attic bedroom before a thunderstorm that said, "VEGETARIANS RULE!!!"
For your entertainment,
Audrey
You gunna be a doctor?
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